White In America - I'm on a quest to understand that experience

*sarcasm*

So I'm talking to Charlotte-Cutie who is white. Babs and I are trying to come up with an appropriate pet name for him. I suggested Blanco...but that's not a good look. Oh...he said his Go-T has grown out, faints cuz he oozes sexiness with the go-t. We'll call him SexyMan...SM

Anywho tonight I discovered, that in fact...he's black (per CNN). He was raised by a single mother, wasn't "rich," etc...all that was defined to be the black in america experience. Actually, I realized that I'm actually white in America.

Lol, in his sarcastic tone, this is how his CNN: White in America show would depict the average white family:

I guess in order to be white i should marry, have a house in the suburbs, have 2.5 cars, two dogs, and $22,783 in credit card debt?

while having an affair with the babysitter, and my wife sleeping with the pool boy

my son on crack, and my daughter sneaking out to make out with her girlfriend

because im too absent minded at home, too focused on my career, and my wife will have every young stud after her 34 DD silicon beauties

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

My solution:


We'll both be blue...uncharted territory!