Disturbing

Earlier this week, I stopped by the mall before going home. (I need to forbid myself from making mall trips after cocktails...good for stores, bad for SunFresh's bank account).

As I'm on the way out, I feel a young man kind of following me and finally he grows balls to speak. I turn around and realize that he's confused me for a woman MUCH younger. I wasn't in work clothes, so I probably did look between 22-25. So anyway he's like excuse me, your pretty blahahahahaha. Do you mind if I sing to you?

Uhhh looks to the side like, did I hear him right? Before obtaining my approval, he grabs my hand and starts, "The very first time that I saw your brown eyes, your lips said hello and I said hi. I knew right there you were the ooonnnneee. But I was..."

He only got that far through Shai's song because I was completely shocked and flabbergasted that he'd stop a stranger in a public place and belt out a classic 90s tune, LOUDLY. I was embarrassed. I grabbed my hand tried to be polite, but told him that I really had to be on my way.

Random stupid shit happens more often than not.