8.19.2008

A lesson in vocabulary: Phelps.

Some would call it a proper noun, given that it is somebody's last name. However, I propose that Webster define it as a verb.

Phelps (phelped) (v.): To excel, to surpass expectations, to break records.

I phelped that presentation last week and as a result my boss has taken the initiative to demote herself into my former role and promote me into the boss role.

For our aniversary he completely phelped me. He ordered 12 dozen roses, cooked my favorite meal, flew me to Paris and back, ect...

Girl, I phelped him last night. I layed it down so good he slept in the fetal position.