Random silly thought...WIFE SWAP presidential edition

What would go down on a Wife Swap between Michelle Obama and Cindy McCain?

Michelle to John: John, WTF did you just say? I am not a drug addict like Cindy. You can't come up in here talking any kind of way with me.

Cindy to Barack: Umm, Barack, I don't know how to make fried chicken. That is what 'You People' eat, right?

Please feel free to get your laugh on and contribute other one liners that you'd expect to see on the show.

1. Michelle: WTF, John! I thought you were a maverick! What's with this missionary bullsh*t?!

2. Barack: I've never been with a woman who had fashion sense
Cindy: you can't afford me
vs.
Michelle: what, you don't like what i'm wearing?
John: i'll be able to raise my arms above my head before you'll ever learn how to dress.

3. John: So let me get this straight...You all call him Cousin George, but he's not actually related to any of you? he actually used to date your Aunt Thomasina...
Michelle: Thoma-SEEN, John! Thoma-seen....
John: Right, right! I'm sorry about that.

4. Cindy: I'm going shopping.
Barack: Where?
Cindy: Saks
Barack: Woman, this is a J. Crew household. We ain't got beer money like that! You better get with the program.

5. In bed:

Barack: Cindy, please don't take this the wrong way, but is that your front or your back?
Cindy: WTF are you talking about, Barack?!

vs.

John: What is this plump piece of flesh against my leg? I've never experienced this before...
Michelle: It's called a dunk, John.